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We do our absolute best to report the absolute truth, but please note that uncontrollable rumors, locker room gossip, and the horrific parking jobs do not count as verified facts (or so you think). Any resemblance to actual learning or productivity taking place during the production of this issue is purely coincidental. If you find a typo, please assume it was a stylistic choice or that our spell-check was also skipping class, like most of us do.
We are your official, slightly sleep-deprived guide to figuring out what the heck is actually going on around here.
Think of us as your eyes, ears, and that one friend who always knows the gossip before it hits the group chat. Whether you’re trying to figure out why the hallways have a certain smell, what the heck the new grading system is, or how to survive third-period chemistry, we’ve got you covered.
